- 16:06 NEVER USE THIS CRANE FOR BUNGEE JUMPING OR ANY FORM OF AMUSEMENT OR SPORT. Warning labels are there for a reason, right? #
December 6th, 2009
November 23rd, 2009
- 10:41 Hello random! Went to the park & saw 3 cosplaying preteens - 2 Akatsuki & an Inuyasha. LOLOLZOMG GLEE they're not into twilight! #
November 18th, 2009
- 11:17 Oh, hey, conversation starter! The wrong two Beatles died first. I'm just sayin'. Discuss at will. XDDD #
November 13th, 2009
- 15:26 Am reminded of the best conversation I ever had with my mom. We were joking & she made a crack. I gasped & said Oh yeah well your MOM! #
- 15:27 She gasped and said Oh yeah well YOUR... waitasec. #
- 15:29 I haven't been able to get her to fall for it since. Ladies and gentlemen, my mother: proof that the apple did not fall far from the tree <3 #
November 9th, 2009
- 14:58 At disneyland in line. 5 girls behind me talking about bella&edward... I swear they're like 11-12. Our future, people. ücriesü #
- 15:00 Ohshitno just got a good look at them. Must revise age guesstimate DOWN like 2 years. ;_; #
- 17:37 Bots are dumb. Case in point: after my last tweet, @twilightquote thought it would be a good idea to follow me. #
- 17:40 Just so we're all clear. ahem. TWILIGHT, MEYER, EDWARD AND ALL SPECIAL SPARKLY VAMPIRES CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. RIGHT. OFF. #
November 6th, 2009
- 07:45 Future reference - underwater welding. That's where the REAL money's at, bro. They're also only slightly more exclusive than the ILWU. 9_9 #
- 08:57 @brentspiner - you must look up John Gabriel's Greater Internet Theory. Explains much. #
November 5th, 2009
- 09:54 BANG! BANG! BANG! piledriving + earplugs = not quite deaf yet. BANG! BANG! STFU!! BANG! ARGH! #
November 2nd, 2009
- 12:12 'Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trigs!' - best or worst punchline ever? #
October 30th, 2009
- 10:08 @wilw - how DARE your musical tastes change! Next you'll be telling us about personal growth... #
October 23rd, 2009
- 10:00 @brentspiner - I want to believe. #
- 14:41 There are those who believe tan lines are teh smex. I would like to disprove this. #
- 14:43 On an entirely related note, long sleeves do not protect the hands and fingers. ELL-OH-HELL. #
October 15th, 2009
- 15:25 Damn but this is an awesome company... and the guys are all really cool ^_^ yey employment! #
October 14th, 2009
- 14:16 Sittin in a clinic, waitin my turn to pee in a cup. That's right, I HAS JOB OFFER ZOMGWTF W00T \o/ #
- 14:19 Oh the funny part - I'm gonna be at the same place I just left XD different company. they actually asked if I knew how to get there! XDD #
October 3rd, 2009
- 21:17 I JUST LOST THE GAME #
October 2nd, 2009
- 07:39 Every time a car passes by the dust flies, the wind blows, and I find myself wishing I'd worn shoes not flipflops -_-;; #
October 1st, 2009
- 22:09 Wireless piracy is so much more difficult now... why, back in my day, there were hotspots and unsecured connections as far as the eye co ... #
- 22:12 ...and I just remembered the limit is 140, not 160. Way to ruin a perfectly good fogey reference. XP #
August 31st, 2009
IT IS TEH SUCK.
On the van from the hotel to the airport I misplaced something of value.
MY CAMERA.
that's right.
MY FREAKING CAMERA.
So now I'm finally home, but I can't really share anything until I get it back. Oh, I managed to track it down, and I know which department has it... but 'this mailbox is full and cannot accept any new messages'
TEH.
SUCK.
;_;
On the van from the hotel to the airport I misplaced something of value.
MY CAMERA.
that's right.
MY FREAKING CAMERA.
So now I'm finally home, but I can't really share anything until I get it back. Oh, I managed to track it down, and I know which department has it... but 'this mailbox is full and cannot accept any new messages'
TEH.
SUCK.
;_;
lawlsAugust 29th, 2009
Forgive any incoherent rambling plzkthx
I mean, I know my entries can usually be filed under 'rambling' and occasionally 'incoherent' but I fear tonight shall be a particularly egregious example. Oddly enough, my vocabulary has not suffered... but my spelling oh holy crap am I backspacing faster than I'm going forward lololol
In fact, I think I will create a new tag JUST FOR THIS OCCASION.
I realized after I arrived that I did not pack my camera cable which means any pictures will have to wait until I get back on Monday afternoon... and I was so looking forward to sharing some of the odd coolness that I have so far seen. Speaking of camera, I need to get more batteries, as I also neglected to bring my AA charger which actually came with the camera shit I'm digressing
moving on lawls
woooo... I'm pretty loopy right now. I wonder if I got a contact high. Shtanky shtanky shtanky but the shampoo and shower gel at this hotel smell OH SO NICE I think I need to ask them what/where they got it some kind of name or description it's kind of citrusy and spicy and herby BUT NOT THAT HERB HAD ENOUGH KTHXPLZDIE
taking public transit from the hotel to the concert because they neglected to make that part of the plan. At least they provided transport from the airport.
OH MY GOD. THAT FUCKING VAN.
The guy driving the supershuttle was a COMPLETE FUCKING MORON. To have a job like that one must obtain a commercial driver license with passenger endorsement so I know he had to take and pass a rather difficult test.
WHY THEN CAN YOU NOT DRIVE LIKE A PERSON OF NORMAL INTELLIGENCE SOB ;_;
(yeah those painted lines? ARE NOT A SUGGESTION.)
I think I should stop here cuz I was totally going to say stuff about day one but I can only think of stupid van man and dammit I'm hungry wryyyyyyy must sleep.
OH HAY THAR SHOULD I SEE MASTODON OR ROSIN COVEN TOMORROW WHY MUST THEY CONFLICT I WILL CRY
I mean, I know my entries can usually be filed under 'rambling' and occasionally 'incoherent' but I fear tonight shall be a particularly egregious example. Oddly enough, my vocabulary has not suffered... but my spelling oh holy crap am I backspacing faster than I'm going forward lololol
In fact, I think I will create a new tag JUST FOR THIS OCCASION.
I realized after I arrived that I did not pack my camera cable which means any pictures will have to wait until I get back on Monday afternoon... and I was so looking forward to sharing some of the odd coolness that I have so far seen. Speaking of camera, I need to get more batteries, as I also neglected to bring my AA charger which actually came with the camera shit I'm digressing
moving on lawls
woooo... I'm pretty loopy right now. I wonder if I got a contact high. Shtanky shtanky shtanky but the shampoo and shower gel at this hotel smell OH SO NICE I think I need to ask them what/where they got it some kind of name or description it's kind of citrusy and spicy and herby BUT NOT THAT HERB HAD ENOUGH KTHXPLZDIE
taking public transit from the hotel to the concert because they neglected to make that part of the plan. At least they provided transport from the airport.
OH MY GOD. THAT FUCKING VAN.
The guy driving the supershuttle was a COMPLETE FUCKING MORON. To have a job like that one must obtain a commercial driver license with passenger endorsement so I know he had to take and pass a rather difficult test.
WHY THEN CAN YOU NOT DRIVE LIKE A PERSON OF NORMAL INTELLIGENCE SOB ;_;
(yeah those painted lines? ARE NOT A SUGGESTION.)
I think I should stop here cuz I was totally going to say stuff about day one but I can only think of stupid van man and dammit I'm hungry wryyyyyyy must sleep.
OH HAY THAR SHOULD I SEE MASTODON OR ROSIN COVEN TOMORROW WHY MUST THEY CONFLICT I WILL CRY
holycrapholycrapwhutAugust 4th, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I'm bouncing and squealing like an idiot here. NOT EVEN KIDDING.
Congratulations Teresa!
Your name was randomly chosen attend the 2009 San Francisco Outside Lands Music Festival, August 28-30th. This all inclusive package includes round trip airfare for two on Southwest Airlines, round trip ground transportation, hotel accommodations and a pair of guest passes to attend the music festival all three days.
...
...
OHMYGODHOLYSHITWHATWHATWHAT
I got this e-mail last week and did the giddy thing, but actually talked to someone today AND THEY'RE MAILING MY TICKETS TODAY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ~hyperventilate more~ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ~gasp~
pardon me while I pass out here KLUNK
I'm bouncing and squealing like an idiot here. NOT EVEN KIDDING.
Congratulations Teresa!
Your name was randomly chosen attend the 2009 San Francisco Outside Lands Music Festival, August 28-30th. This all inclusive package includes round trip airfare for two on Southwest Airlines, round trip ground transportation, hotel accommodations and a pair of guest passes to attend the music festival all three days.
...
...
OHMYGODHOLYSHITWHATWHATWHAT
I got this e-mail last week and did the giddy thing, but actually talked to someone today AND THEY'RE MAILING MY TICKETS TODAY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ~hyperventilate more~ HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ~gasp~
pardon me while I pass out here KLUNK
July 18th, 2009
so I sit on my ass and browse my friends page
...
WHAT.
Yeah, so. The thing with demolition is once you finish tearing shit up (and there's no shit left to tear LOL) the job is le done. Le finis. Le kaput.
I'm going to have a fun interesting fight with CA EDD because they suck monkey balls. Because of my union contract, there's this thing called supplemental dues. I have an hourly pay rate, like most people. In addition to that, the company is required to pay these supplemental dues. The dues are added to my weekly pay, taxed, then taken back out, so my actual pay is what I make per hour (since I don't see any of those dues)
WELL.
Last year when I was working 1-2 days a week, I was filing unemployment to make up for the rest. A few months ago, they sent me a letter saying that they had overpaid me and I owed them money. I dug up my pay stubs and faxed them in with a letter explaining the nature of supplemental dues. The day after I got laid off I received another letter from them saying NYAH NYAH YOU STILL OWE US AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKED. It said I owe over $300 including an ungodly penalty percentage, and in addition I won't be able to collect unemployment for 8 weeks starting from when I file. CALIFORNIA, YOUR TIMING IS, AS ALWAYS, TOTALLY AWESOME.
I need to take a few days to cool my head so I can send them an appeal letter that tells them exactly where they can stick it. SRSLY. I may contact my union for legal assistance, because that's why they're there. <3
( PICSPAM CUZ I CAN )
Spam pics are spam. Also, I have made an active decision to NOT do that 10 pic meme because my 4chan folder has more pics than all my other folders combined. DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER.
...
WHAT.
Yeah, so. The thing with demolition is once you finish tearing shit up (and there's no shit left to tear LOL) the job is le done. Le finis. Le kaput.
I'm going to have a fun interesting fight with CA EDD because they suck monkey balls. Because of my union contract, there's this thing called supplemental dues. I have an hourly pay rate, like most people. In addition to that, the company is required to pay these supplemental dues. The dues are added to my weekly pay, taxed, then taken back out, so my actual pay is what I make per hour (since I don't see any of those dues)
WELL.
Last year when I was working 1-2 days a week, I was filing unemployment to make up for the rest. A few months ago, they sent me a letter saying that they had overpaid me and I owed them money. I dug up my pay stubs and faxed them in with a letter explaining the nature of supplemental dues. The day after I got laid off I received another letter from them saying NYAH NYAH YOU STILL OWE US AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKED. It said I owe over $300 including an ungodly penalty percentage, and in addition I won't be able to collect unemployment for 8 weeks starting from when I file. CALIFORNIA, YOUR TIMING IS, AS ALWAYS, TOTALLY AWESOME.
I need to take a few days to cool my head so I can send them an appeal letter that tells them exactly where they can stick it. SRSLY. I may contact my union for legal assistance, because that's why they're there. <3
( PICSPAM CUZ I CAN )
Spam pics are spam. Also, I have made an active decision to NOT do that 10 pic meme because my 4chan folder has more pics than all my other folders combined. DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER.
it's 1215 why am I awake whyyyJuly 12th, 2009
Today we laid my grandfather to rest. He died on New Year's Eve and was cremated, and we finally were able to take him out. My aunt has a friend with a very nice boat, and we spread his ashes 4 miles out of Long Beach. Each of us tossed out a rose, and the trail looked really cool. I didn't bring my camera (ZOMG I ACTUALLY BOUGHT A CAMERA WHUT) because I didn't want to risk losing it. In fact, I emptied my pockets so if Robert fell overboard I wouldn't ruin my cell phone which is my ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD (and full of contact info that I really should back up...)
ANYWAYS.
It was a beautiful morning, and we all think it was something he would have liked.
I think a picspam post is warranted. This will probably be done later. Like when I get home and actually access my computer (ZOMG I HAS COMPUTER WHUT).
Yesterday was the annual Mooning of the Amtrak. Good times. I took a couple of videos from the train, but they were only about 2-3 seconds long as we were moving pretty fast. YES, this means I took a train trip specifically to see some booty. Lawls.
Also to come would be a status photo. You know, State of theUnion Teresa kind of thing. Along with, of course, chibi!Gaara because my boy is such a cute monkey.
These things do not really go well together, but I did promise to not fall off the edge of the earth again so I figured I'd update mah peeps just a wee bit.
LABU LABU LABU
ANYWAYS.
It was a beautiful morning, and we all think it was something he would have liked.
I think a picspam post is warranted. This will probably be done later. Like when I get home and actually access my computer (ZOMG I HAS COMPUTER WHUT).
Yesterday was the annual Mooning of the Amtrak. Good times. I took a couple of videos from the train, but they were only about 2-3 seconds long as we were moving pretty fast. YES, this means I took a train trip specifically to see some booty. Lawls.
Also to come would be a status photo. You know, State of the
These things do not really go well together, but I did promise to not fall off the edge of the earth again so I figured I'd update mah peeps just a wee bit.
LABU LABU LABU